I honestly
have no idea when I first heard of this band, all I know it that the people who
liked them were obsessed. Like obsessed, a girl I go to school with literally
stayed up all night so she could download their new single. My first thought
was probably “5 Seconds of Summer? That is probably the worst band name since
Nickelback or Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.” All I knew at the time was they were
Australian, their faces did not look hideous (this is my way of saying someone
is good looking, that and “decent looking”) they had tattoos (something I find
very attractive) and piercings (another thing I find very attractive) they were
a four piece band and opened for One Direction. The One Direction thing is what
got me thinking, oh, they must be a pop band that sounds just like everything
else in the world and somehow was different enough to get people to notice
them.
When I heard it was a band of four boys who share vocal
abilities, I instantly thought, “oh, it’s like a male Cherri Bomb,” but Cherri
Bomb’s debut album had songs that didn’t blend together. Yes, a few breakup songs like Heart Is A Hole
along with Better This Way but both are different, one is saying “I admit I
miss your face/but it’s better this way” and the other saying “now that you’re
gone/my soul’s turned cold/nothing to fill this heart that’s a hole” they aren’t
“baby come back” songs, but instead “It’s better this way” or “yeah, that
sucked, my heart feels like a hole.” Other songs can be seen as non-romantic
relationships like “Too Many Faces,” “Paper Doll,” “Sacrificial Lamb,” “Act The
Part” and “Drawing a Blank” because “you say you will never go that far/ you’re
not who you say you are/ you’ve got your heart in too many places/ you’ve got
too many, too many faces” you’ve got “I’m not here to break your fall/ I won’t
be your paper doll,” along with “now I’m drawing a blank” and “you don’t
understand/close off shut down/sacrificial lamb” and then there are songs are
their album that don’t appear to be about any human interaction/relationships
at all, like “Raw. Real” (this is life, this is death/this is right, this is
breath/this is true, how I feel/ this is raw, this is real) “Shake The Ground”
(I won’t do what I’m told/ I will break you down/take you down/shake the
ground) and “Let It Go” (it won’t die/this dream’s alive/and I won’t let it go)
Cherri Bomb’s album isn’t all about some boy or romantic relationships, it has
different songs with different meanings involving life and the people in it.
Now when it comes to 5 Seconds of Summer, their debut album
consists of 12 songs that are either love songs or a song about wanting a girl
back. The first song is actually decent. I heard it when my mom was watching
the Billboard Music Awards. I will admit it is catchy and a nice song and then I
noticed one of them looked like he was a young Billie Joe Armstrong. Even me, a
cynical bitch who hates the world and all who inhabits it and would rather be
watching Seth Rogan and James Franco kill Kim Jong-Un or my personal favorite
thing, Star Trek likes a love song every once in a while. I enjoy Boys Like
Girls “Hero/Heroine” along with Halestorm’s “Beautiful With You” and Rise
Against’s “Swing Life Away” and my personal favorite “With You” by Sum 41 but I
can’t listen to love songs nonstop, I will punch something. It goes that way
with break up songs, I can enjoy stuff like Avril Lavigne’s “My Happy Ending”
and Flyleaf’s “So I Thought” along with The Pretty Reckless’ “Make Me Wanna
Die” or Three Days Grace’s “I Hate Everything About You” but I can’t listen to
them nonstop all the time or a bunch in a row. You need diversity. When you
look at the track listing for their debut album it consists of:
- She Looks So Perfect
- Don’t Stop
- Good Girls
- Kiss Me Kiss Me
- 18
- Everything I Didn’t Say
- Beside You
- End Up Here
- Long Way Home
- Heartbreak Girl
- English Love Affair
- Amnesia
As I stated, “She Looks So Perfect” is a good song, I like
it, I downloaded it off iTunes, and I listen to it. Are their specific things
about this girl that make her seem like it was written about someone or is it
vague enough that any fifteen year old girl can pretend it’s about her? I will
go for the second one.
“Don’t Stop” is another song about a girl. Like the previous
song, nothing appears too specific about this girl except they don’t want her
to stop what she’s doing because they like her but why wouldn’t they, all eyes
are on her.
“Good Girls” is somewhat different because it mentions things
she does like study and may go to Harvard, but then it goes into the not as
known but still stereotypical story of how “good girls are just bad girls” and
I guess this specific girl is one of those who just doesn’t get caught, but the
amount of times the word “girls” or “girl” are in this song and how close they
are just makes it feel awkward. “Good girls are bad girls” that just feels like
an awkward sentence. I know it’s not in the ten page essay I am turning in for
my University of Washington English class at my high school (neither is this
blog, so if there are errors here, again, I am not turning this in to my
teacher attempting to get a college level A, I am not printing drafts out and
butchering them and rewriting, and then butchering and rewriting until I get it
perfect), and that it is in a song, it just still feels like such an awkward
sentence. It almost bugs me as much as the word (or lack of) “Ain’t.”
“Kiss Me Kiss Me” wow, another awkward sentence, and there
appear to be a lot of “oh’s” another thing I can only take so much of is
repeated words in some one song and not to mention the lyric “tell the
truth/and I’ll show you how to dare” is even more awkward then the “oh’s” feel
to me. I know Alex Gaskarth helped write this, I know he is in a band I have
been a fan of for four years, but this song
states “kiss me kiss me kiss me.” More repetitive words. (at least it’s
not “Tonight, Tonight” which is full of “La La’s” the whole damn song) and
again, there is nothing specific about this girl, making this song appeal to
fifteen year old girls who can pretend it’s about them. (Which I know is
probably the smart thing to do since the song will sell to that demographic)
“18”I have to admit, when I first heard the beginning of
this song, I started laughing almost as hard as in the first scene of The
Interview. “I’m not saying I want to be Charlie Sheen,” seriously? Later on
there is “pictures in my private folder/I know one day that I will hold
you/I’ll make my move when I get older” also is just kind of weird. Not awkward
but seriously, this song makes me think they are obsessed with some celebrity
or something and then it also reminds me of the story my friend told me where
he was talking to a girl who he thought was 16 and turned out to be 25. (That
was a very awkward moment for him)
“Everything I Didn’t Say” isn’t as bad as the other songs I
heard so far on this album, but the opening line did just not feel right at
all. It’s not a love song though, which is nice, but it is about wanting a girl
back because they regret it or something. Also, more “ohs” but the chorus is
actually decent. It doesn’t make me feel like they haven’t taking a writing
class and actually know how to put words together without making the listener
feel confused and laughing at the way it is worded.
“Beside You” another love song, wow I’m surprised. But I
guess this is better than the others, it’s not something I would download and
listen to, but I can see that it could have some personal meaning and isn’t
directly there to make them money. It appears to be about leaving for tour or
something and them missing their girlfriend who doesn’t want them to leave.
They want to go home to their girlfriend and be with her but can’t. But again,
it’s different and doesn’t appear to be written specifically as a love song
with nothing specific about the girl just to sell records.
“End Up Here” does go back to that though. Some chick walks
in and is apparently hot and said her name was Trouble (how not cliché) but
apparently she has good taste and complemented his Kurt Cobain shirt so she can’t
be that bad and now the vocalist is wondering how he could have landed a girl
like her because she’s a ten and he’s a six and he’s insecure but she isn’t. Still
just feels like another love song designed to sell records and after seeing all
four of these boys, not one of them is a six.
“Long Way Home” why
am I not surprised this is another love song about a girl who he may have grown
up with or went to school with back home which can make it more specific, which
again, is nice. But I also feel that being nine songs in and it’s all songs
about a girl makes me want something else. The only redeeming quality about
this song is that they were listening to Green Day in the car when they were
kissing at a stop light.
“Heartbreak Girl” just looking at the title, I know what
it’s going to be about. A girl who broke his heart. How is this not getting
old? I am at the point where I want to punch something or someone in their face
because it is literally all blending together and are all about girls, but then
again, how can I blame them when that is what sells? But I guess this one is a
little different because it’s about how he’s friendzoned. At least it’s
something different than being in love with a girl while you’re young or upset
because it’s over, but also feels too cliché when it comes to being in the
friendzone. The girl’s boyfriends a dick and he wants her but she loves the
douche canoe she is with so she doesn’t realize the guy she put in the
friendzone is the one. Literally like a romance movie or that old Hannah
Montana song “If We Were a Movie” (I know this because I had to babysit a girl
who was literally obsessed with this song). He wants her, she doesn’t know that
she wants him until she finally realizes her dick of a boyfriend is a dick. Was
this a storyline on Degrassi or One Tree Hill because it feels that familiar.
“English Love Affair” okay, there is now a really specific
thing about the girl. She is from England! But why would they write that? Oh,
they opened up for One Direction, a crappy yet extremely famous boyband from
England, so they probably have a lot of fans from there, they have narrowed it
down from every single girl on earth to
only girls from England, specific I guess, especially something about her being
pale and it raining, two things that could be English/British. People are
extremely white in England and apparently it rains a lot. This girl could exist
though, but still unlikely. It could just be a marketing thing, write a song
about an English/British/ whatever the fuck people who live there want to go by
and sell a bunch of albums or singles or whatever there. It’s not a bad idea.
“Amnesia” another song about a girl. Do I even want to listen?
Just from the title I am guessing he misses her a lot and wishes he could
forget her and going into it, I am right and extremely bored and want to listen
to something not about a break up. Maybe a good political punk song, I feel
like listening to Rise Against’s new album. Maybe some Otep. Anything that
doesn’t involve heartbreak would be good at this point.
Apparently according to Wikipedia there are so many bonus
track versions in different countries that I just want to cry from exhaustion looking
at them so instead I am going to relax and listen to some Rise Against for a
while.
Besides that, listening to this, it feels like there is no
way this is at all pop punk. It is pop with a tiny edge. It was music written
purely to sell to teenage girls who will fall in love with the band members and
stalk them on the internet. As the beautiful and talented Taylor Momsen said
about this generation’s music industry, “it’s all product, it’s not music
anymore.” and that is what this album is, it is a product meant to be sold to
teenage girls and gay teenage boys.
Many pop bands didn’t just release love songs or breakup
songs or friendzone songs. When Hey Monday was out, they of course had love
songs and breakup songs, “How You Love Me Now” being about a cheating boyfriend
so “baby tell me how/ how you love me now” and “Candles” was about getting over
the douche canoe that likely was the one that cheated on Cassadee in the first
place making her write “How You Love Me Now” because she is about to “blow the
candles out/looks like a solo tonight/I’m beginning to see the light.” Even
with those being the two most popular songs the band has released, they didn’t
just write about that. She have “Set Off,” and “Hurricane Streets.” Not about
relationships but I guess one can argue that “Set Off” is about a relationship
because “you and me/they wanna break us/ let’s shake it up/cause they will
never take us” but it makes more sense as being about the band as a whole
because “all their fears/watch em’ all come true/ all their words/ a world of
hurt/can’t tell us what to do” and “Hurricane Streets” is the same. “the storm
is rushing on me/ here’s the blinded flash/ I feel so locked and loaded/ let me
out, let me out” turns into “I wake up in a wasteland/ where the trees are
crashing fast/make or break or the road explodes/get out, get out of this
town.” Not all the songs on their debut album were about relationships or lack
of which was very nice.
Crystalyne does the same and if you haven’t heard of them,
it is likely you are like me, an American. They are Canadian and appear to
based out of Toronto. I heard their songs “Wolves” on the Stars in Stereo
station on Pandora and it is not about a romantic relationship, but since it is
about human interaction, it could be inferred as one but it would be one person’s
interpretation, it isn’t about being in love “I needed you to surround the
whole of me/ foolishly waiting for hours and now it’s nearly morning/ the
wolves are wearing me down, I’d love to change the fact that/ I need you now,
I’m not shutting you out.” It could be, but also be interpreted as a toxic
friendship or relationship with a family member, the wolves symbolizing them
while they are “watching me, all they want is to cut my breathing/ they’re the
cause of my first collapse, this is the aftermath.” Their EP Navigate does have
a majority of songs about a relationship, being “Deceiver” “Just Fine,” Never
Gonna Look Back” and “Weapon” but also
includes “Wolves” and “Navigate” which is about life and getting out of that
hometown. They had other things besides
relationship songs on the EP, which is what any band needs. You need variety.
Now, there is one thing stopping me from hating these guys
forever. It is the fact that they have potential. They have a lot of potential.
My one friend that is actually a fan of the band has a good theory about them.
They are putting out this album, and then going to do some more writing and
their next album will be better and maybe more towards the pop punk genre and
just needed to use this album to get out there. This would be a good theory,
not to mention it showed up on my Tumblr dashboard that they are writing their
new album. (I follow user Alltime-fallout-atsix who is a band blog and he
sometimes reblogs their stuff so it will show up on my dashboard)
I have heard that the band loves All Time Low and on their
channel they covered a few All Time Low songs including Jasey Rae (one of my
personal favorites) and A Day To Remember along with Blink 182’s I Miss You
(again, an amazing song) and even Teenage Dirtbag but also One Direction and the
two artist I hate most in the world besides
Iggy Azalea (or as Azaila Banks called her, Igloo Australia), Justin
Bieber (the Canadian pansy who just needs to move back and get out of America)
and human scumbag, Chris Brown. But other than that, these four have stated
they are inspired by All Time Low along with Mayday Parade (a good band, but a
lot of their stuff sounds the same and the only song I know is Miserable At
Best) and Boys Like Girls. When it comes to Boys Like Girls, I was a huge fan. A
couple years ago I found their album Love
Drunk for four bucks at half price books and fell in love. I instantly went
online and purchased their first album and damn, “Hero/Heroine” along with “Thunder”
are some of my favorite songs (yes, love songs, maybe I am a hypocrite, but that’s
not the only songs I like by them) I could really relate to the song “Go.” I
went through a horrible time in my life and this song just inspires me to never
go back to that dark time. I also love “Broken Man,” “The Great Escape” “Stuck
In The Middle” and “Be Your Everything.” Going back to the subject and away
from my rambling, if they are inspired by them, All Time Low, Mayday Parade and
listen to Nirvana (if you don’t, then don’t wear the shirt, I am from Seattle,
we take our Nirvana VERY seriously) along with Green Day and Blink 182, then
maybe they will attempt to sound more like them and write songs about life, not
just relationships and girls and they could be very successful. They don’t need
to act like Taylor Swift and talk nonstop about relationships (at least since
they aren’t very specific, they don’t sound like a crazy bitch who is immature
enough to literally tell the whole world what happened in her relationship with
the specific person they dated and how they screwed her over). These guys went
to high school, there is enough shit that happens during those years you could
write a whole series of albums.
Besides just being inspired by these bands, they can get
their fans into them. I have never been to one of their concerts (and never
would, the last thing I want to do is be surrounded by twelve year old girls
who think they are going to marry a member and have his babies.) but I hear
they covered “American Idiot.” If you know me, not only do I love that song,
but that is my favorite album in the entire world. Besides it just being Green
Day to me, it is an album that defines a time in the United States. It tells
the story of post-9/11 America and the musical does a great job of showing the
different perspectives of three guys in that time. This song along with “Holiday”
is a big “fuck you” to George W. Bush, the man I hate along with his
administration for invading the wrong country which lead to deaths of soldiers
and innocent Iraqi civilians. (He didn’t have WMD’s, Dubya just wanted to
finish what his daddy started in the Gulf War.) I don't feel that these four boys from Australia can really understand the "Redneck Agenda" let alone the "subliminal mind-fuck America" or the propaganda that is Fox News and i know they fully can't understand the age or paranoia that hit America right after that and due to that paranoia we invaded the wrong country. I will not go onto a huge rant
on my hatred of Bush and how if Jeb Bush is elected next, I will stop threatening
to move to Canada and will just head to Iceland where not only has there been
one murder in the past few years, but is a country less than the size of
Seattle and is pretty much in the middle of nowhere. The point is, they perform
“American Idiot.”
A way they can “save” pop punk is somewhat simple. A kid my
age (18) who listens to Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus and One Direction could
go to a concert and hear “American Idiot.” They could think “hey, this is a
pretty good song” and maybe go home and listen to the song online and then
maybe listen to the album. They could love the album, (probably not as much as
me, but it is hard to love it as much as me) and start listening to Green Day,
maybe it’s their older stuff like Dookie and Nimrod or maybe just 21st
Century Breakdown. After that, they could get into other bands in the rock genre
or punk genre, maybe they will hear their cover of “I Miss You” and start
listening to Blink 182 and get into Blink (although there is currently
something going on with them and I still have no idea what the fuck is going
on, they could still get into them and their old stuff). They could go from
Blink to one of my personal favorites, Sum 41, hear Fat Lip and next thing they
know, they are singing it at random times because it’s stuck in their head. They
could get into Good Charlotte and there, what do you know, this band who opened
for One Direction can help get people back in the genre and maybe (unlikely but
maybe) bring the genre back into main stream and instead of listening to Kanye,
a kid will want to listen to Green Day.
Well, at least that’s what some people are thinking about.
As much as I hate bands that sing nothing but love songs or
break up songs and not songs that have actual meanings (like Weightless, I mean
it’s not as deep as the stuff Rise Against writes but at least it’s not about a
girl or breakup, it has a nice meaning) I have to say that this band has the
potential to do great things. They actually play instruments so they aren’t
some new boy band craze and actually play them very well so they have the
talent. So maybe they can “save” the genre. Maybe they are doing what my friend
said and releasing this album and after getting the solid fan base they will
start writing songs with deeper meaning (it may not be Rise Against’s People
Live Here but hey, no one really writes about the Israel/Palestine issue) and
could end up becoming a band that will help bring attention back to the genre. They
could actually help save pop punk and pop punk and punk rock and anything that
has to do with rock is something I love, so if this band can help bring it back
to the mainstream, then I will be forever thankful.