First off, I want to say I love all parties in this argument
equally. Drake was amazing on Drake and Josh and the Amanda Show and is a very
talented guitarist and singer and Kingsley makes me laugh whenever I need to
get in a better mood after life deals me more crap that I am getting used to
not to mention Kingsley is gay and I love gay people. I find them really
awesome and gay guys are amazing and I wish I had one for a best friend.
So, apparently back in July Drake Bell tweeted something
about Katy Perry’s movie and how she shouldn’t have made it after being in the
industry for five years or something along those lines and Katy went all
Rihanna on him and called him saying something about being a hater and Drake (unlike
Kingsley, I am calling Drake Bell just Drake because the actual “popular Drake”
sucks. I wish he would just retire and I currently hate him because of this
YOLO epidemic) responded that he was hacked and would never call out Katy like
that but however that pansy Justin Bieber maybe.
Was Drake hacked? It’s possible. Is it likely? Maybe. Do I
hate him for calling out Katy if it is really Drake who said that? No. I am a
little sad that it was Katy he was dissing instead of Justin Bieber because Katy
is pretty cool unlike Bieber, who as I can recall, has been in the industry
less time than Katy when he came out with Never Say Never and according to
online, Justin became active in the industry in 2009 and Katy in 2000,
therefore she hasn’t been here for five years, it was twelve years and the
pansy Bieber has only four. So whoever tweeted that whether it was Drake or the
hacker guy got their facts wrong.
So after the comment on Bieber, apparently Drake got hate
mail and all that crap, which is not cool. My favorite bands have been dissed
several times and I don’t send those people hate mail, although if it is in
person, like that annoying girl from my school who thinks she’s so cool, I will
tell her to back off, those band’s music has helped me through the worst time
in my life, including going into treatment for myself injury problem and who’s
music has saved my life, so she needs to calm down and stop dissing on my Three
Days Grace, All Time Low, Simple Plan and Demi Lovato. I don’t go dissing
on your Red Hot Chili Peppers! Anywho, I don’t send hate mail, I'm more mature
and civilized then most of those Beliebers. Fans of Three Days Grace, All Time Low, Simple Plan and the other many, many, many bands i listen to are more mature to not send hate mail
and even death threats. And if Drake did correct the tweeters grammar and crap,
awesome. It shows he is more educated then the idiots who run around sending
hate tweets at a person they don’t even know personally. I hate Bieber and One
Direction, but do I go around tweeting them death threats or hate mail. No I do
not.
Next Kingsley said something about Drake tweeting a picture
of him playing the guitar and offering to give Bieber guitar lessons. Cool. And
then Kingsley said something I find highly untrue. No girl wants to fuck the guitar player, it’s the drummer. I find that wrong; let’s take my
favorite bands for example. All Time Low, guitarist Jack Barakat or drummer
Rian Dawson, if I was a girl who screwed band members (which I am certainly not and don’t plan on ever
being, but if you are, then good for you, my opinion of you does not change. girls should be able to have as much sex as guys and not be called whores about it) I would rather screw Jack Barakat. Why? I don’t know, I just find him
hotter, and rhythm guitarist and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, yes, yes I would.
Even over Jack Barakat. I find Alex Gaskarth a sexy beast. Next, Pierce The Veil, although Mike Fuentes is gorgous, he is a major manwhore so i would much rather screw Tony Perry. Blessthefall, i find Elliot and Eric better looking than Matt, plus Matt just got engaged so he is off limits. Of Mice & Men, Alan Ashby is more attractive then Tino Arteaga in my personal opionion. . Green Day, my friend and I actually
used to fight over Billie Joe Armstrong. So I would pick him in that category
over Tre Cool. I could literally go on for hours with the same result here.
Kingsley I am proof that girls would not want to screw the drummer over the
guitarist.
Next, apparently Drake tweeted that Justin’s music must be
full of hate If his fans are doing all the hating. (Nice voice Kingsley and the
fondue thing were humorous). Well, I never liked Bieber, and never will. He
sounds like a five year old girl and is uglier then then Chad Duell from
General Hospital who took Drew Garrett’s role on there after the stupid writer
fired him. As for hate in his music, no, but every time there is a new teeny
bopper these days, stupid teenage girls go crazy and would literally kill for
this teeny bopper they worship. So Drake, it’s not his music that made them so
hateful, it’s the fact that they are stupid teenage girls. Yes, stupid. I would
never kill for All Time Low or Black Veil Brides or Three Days Grace, even for
Demi, and she practically saved my life. If I was asked to, I would say I love
you but no, that doesn’t follow my moral standards or my religion. God said
Thou Shall Not Kill; therefore, I do not kill.
That is when Kingsley said Drake had gotten a couple more
thousand followers and became an attention whore demon thing and tweets just to
piss off Beliebers. “Drakesters vs. Beliebers. At least ours is spelled
correctly”. Yes, it is spelled correctly, I always did hate the term Belieber.
It sounds like salty garbage. And then he tweeted a picture of a hilariously photo
shopped photo of Justin as a drag queen and then something about he doesn’t
hate him, his fans are mean.
Yes, yes they are, one bitched me out last February after
tweeting that I listened to a whole Justin Bieber song on the radio and had no
idea it was him until it was almost over because of how high his voice was, this
bitch was freaking vicious! She called me pathetic and kept told me pretty mean
stuff to the point where I had to tweet her saying dude, it’s not nice to say
that crap, especially when you are talking to a recovering self-harmer and
someone who is pretty suicidal at that moment and then she was all OMG I am
sorry, you bieber haters just make me sick. My friend Maia then bitched her
out, saying she was pathetic after tweeting “eurgh! Talking to a hater of
Justin just makes me sick.” That bitch’s username was @OMGBieberHolics and is
now @BloomingBieber and has her name as Tom Daley.
After tweeting that 70% of Justin’s twitter followers are
eggs (interesting word choice, but it sure did make me laugh!), Kingsley said he wished Drake was an egg on someone’s plate at IHOP. He wouldn’t
want someone to eat it, but he still wanted Drake as an egg. Interesting thing
to want. Actually, that is the weirdest thing I have heard you say Kingsley.
So, in conclusion of this weird blog that nobody reads other
than my mom and the one friend from kindergarten I recently came in contact
with again after being enrolled in the same Driver’s Ed, Kingsley, I find that
rant weird, and I have proved you wrong on the guitarist/drummer thing who
would want to be screwed more. Drake, as much as I support you with this, which
I do and I love the fact that you made those comments about Bieber,, I think
maybe this should just die along with YOLO and that way people will forget that
and those dumbass beliebers will stop sending hate mail and death threats.
As for Drake being an “attention whore,” I honestly don’t think
he was. He was getting his opinion out there, like me, except Drake is on
twitter where he has a bunch of followers and my only follower here is the
friend I mentioned earlier along with my mom. So Kingsley, ease up on Drake and
Drake, let the Bieber thing die so you can get those dumbass Beliebers off your
ass so they can hopefully do something productive with their time. (Which is
highly unlikely)
